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== Ben Towali ==
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Energy Drink Tierlist

energy drinks

Last updated 3 apr 2025

Maybe in the future I’ll write a post for each energy drink, for now I’m too lazy to do that

How does the rating work?

Basically I give a number score between 1 and 10, but if two or more drinks already have that number score then I’ll judge them against each other so like if 2 flavours have an 8.4 but one is lower then it means I like it less than the one above it, both are still an 8.4 but I prefer the other one.

The List

  1. Monster Pacific Punch - This is my favourite energy drink of all time, the cherry and cinnamon flavour is just god tier 10/10
  2. Kong Strong Mojito - It has a really strong mint flavour and the feeling of the crushed ice I LOVE IT 10/10
  3. Monster Nitro Cosmic Peach - OH MY GOD THIS FLAVOUR IS SO GOOD, it’s like a peach with orange undertones and creamy 10/10
  4. Monster Aussie Lemonade - It’s just carbonated lemonade 10/10
  5. Red Bull White - It’s such an accurate coconut flavour with undertones of berry 9.7/10
  6. Monster Pipeline Punch - It’s a gummy sorta flavour, it’s so close to being perfect but it’s a little too sweet for my liking 9.7/10
  7. Monster Khaotic - It’s a very gummy orange flavour 8.8/10
  8. Cult Anime Ice - It’s exactly those box juices 8.6/10
  9. Cult Blueberry Cake - It’s a pure coconut taste with a hint of blueberry, IT’S SO GODDAMN GOOD 8.6/10
  10. Monster Lewis Hamilton Zero Sugar - This is such a good peach ice tea flavour 8.5/10
  11. Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams - It’s like strawberries and cream with a strawberry aftertaste, I do wish the flavour was a bit stronger but that’s just nitpicking 8.4/10
  12. Battery Peachberry - It’s exactly a combination of peach and rasbperry 8.4/10
  13. Monster The Doctor - It’s just fanta 8.4/10
  14. Cult Bubble Gum Energy - For a bubblegum flavour it’s actually surprisingly detailed 8.3/10
  15. Monster Mixxd - It’s just doctor pepper 8.2/10
  16. Monster Ultra Gold - It’s a really good pineapple flavour 8.2/10
  17. Monster Rio Punch - It’s just a moodier Pipeline Punch 8.1/10
  18. Burn Apple Kiwi - It’s exactly a combination of apple and kiwi and it’s fucking delish 8.0/10
  19. Monster Ultra Paradise - It’s an orgasmic cucumber and lime flavour 8.0/10
  20. Red Bull Red - Really crisp and refreshing watermelon 7.9/10
  21. Battery Remix Strawberry + Lime - It tastes exactly like one of those twister juice ice creams 7.8/10
  22. Monster Ultra Fiesta - It’s also a perfumey mango flavour like peachy keen 7.8/10
  23. Monster Ultra Rosa - It tastes like a strawberry lemonade, it’s the same type of flavour as white monster but i like it more 7.8/10
  24. Monster Ultra Zero - Whenever I want an energy drink and don’t really care which one I choose this, it’s a very strong citrus flavour but so refreshing 7.8/10
  25. Monster Mango Loco - It’s a very crispy (carbonated) mango flavour 7.7/10
  26. Monster Original - Out of all the “original” named flavours this one is the best 7.4/10
  27. Kong Strong Tropical - It tastes like cotton candy concentrated water 7.3/10
  28. Red Bull Curuba-Elderflower - It’s like a green jelly or also similar to ultra paradise 7.2/10
  29. Monster Reserve White Pineapple - Pineapple flavour, nothing much more to say 7.2/10
  30. Monster Mule - For a monster “based on” ginger it hardly has a ginger flavour, but does have the ginger feel 7.2/10
  31. Nocco Limon del Sol - It’s a knock off of Monster Aussie Lemonade and sprite 7.1/10
  32. Red Bull Green - It’s a flowery butter flavour 6.8/10
  33. Nocco Golden Era - It’s like an acidic yellow apple flavour 6.3/10
  34. Hustler Original - It’s kinda like og monster but cheaper 6.1/10
  35. Red Bull Original - The “Original” taste but less strong 6.0/10
  36. Nocco Blood Orange - It’s a orange sesame seed flavour 6.0/10
  37. Red Bull Peach - It’s an inoffensive peach flavour 5.8/10
  38. Zet Original - It’s the original flavour but weird 5.7/10
  39. Red Bull Blue - They definitely changed it, this used to be my favourite red bull but now it tastes nothing like blueberry 5.7/10
  40. Monster M3 - It’s just original Monster but way more concentrated 5.4/10
  41. Monster Ultra Watermelon - Its a very fizzy sour watermelon ramune 5.2/10
  42. Kong Strong Colossus - inoffensive original flavour 5.2/10
  43. Monster Reserve Orange Dreamsicle - It tastes like a pastry we have called kreemisai 5.2/10
  44. Krating Daeng - It’s the juice version of the original taste 5.2/10
  45. Uplifter Sparkling Pineapple - It’s a very weak pineapple flavour with the only flavour being acid 5.1/10
  46. Starter Original - Just a generic original taste 5.0/10
  47. Starter Original Zero Sugar - Just starter but less flavourful, at least its zero sugar 5.0/10
  48. Nocco Cola - It’s just sparkling water with cola flavouring added to it 5.0/10
  49. Red Bull Yellow - It’s like rasbperry + mango but there’s something off about it 4.9/10
  50. Red Bull Mixed Fruit - It’s like a weird pear 4.9/10
  51. Monster Rehab Tea + Lemonade - It’s kinda like lemon ice tea, but it’s not very good 4.8/10
  52. Nocco Grand Sour - It’s like a meh sour flavour 4.8/10
  53. Red Bull Passionfruit - What. 4.7/10
  54. Nocco Juicy Melba - It tastes like a vanilla flavoured car battery 4.7/10
  55. Nocco Berruba - It’s exactly like what an apple chupa chups would taste like 4.6/10
  56. Red Bull Wildflower & Pink Grapefruit - It’s just a shittier Red Bull Green 4.5/10
  57. Nocco Ramonade - It’s like a really sour apple soda 4.4/10
  58. Nocco Sunny Soda - It doesn’t taste like cola at all 4.4/10
  59. Black Cat Original - Another “Original” tasting drink 4.3/10
  60. Dynamit Magic Tingle - I think it’s trying to be blackcurrant but it fails so miserably and instead tastes like rubber, I’ve also always had the sentiment that there aren’t bad energy drink flavours but this changes my mind 3.0/10